Russell

Introduction
Russell is a human being, and a main character of the GCU. Russell is among the oldest in the Universe, right along side Jon and his split personality, Garfileld. ("Split Personality" according to Ron)

Split Personalities and Mental Experimentation
Russell began his mental experimentation tests in Crunzen's Laboratory, the trials usually lasting around 42 hours. He started by dipping Rats' exposed brains in a radioactive concoction made up of Uranium and ???.

After letting the exposed brains sit for a little while he would preform amateur brain surgery and sever their ???

Regret
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